Nonsense Poetry Enthusiast Gifts

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Stephen Spender.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Thomas Hardy

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

Henrik Ibsen,

Lord Byron

"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."

Sinking with your heart

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

Limerick Airport

Friedrich Schiller

'Not now, dear, I'm trying to listen to the Muse.'

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

The unknown war poet.

"Well, the falcon cannot hear the falconer, but the rough beast found a piece of string so I don't know where that leaves us."

"Beyond the fine starting salary, the job of a poet laureate at this corporation also carries with it an excellent medical and dental plan."

This man is an island.

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach

"Nevermore."

Emily Dickinson at a Cocktail Party: "I;m Nobody! Who are you? Are you - Nobody - too?"

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

"The Sky... Was Beyond Description"

Seamus Heaney

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

Petrarch

"Would you mind taking a look at this collection of my poems? Your opinion would mean a lot."