Nonsense Enthusiast Gifts

Through the Looking Glass - Alice and Humpty Dumpty.

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Little Things

Through the Looking Glass-King's Messenger in Prison

"Mmm... our situation reminds me of an Edward Lear poem..."

"Bigfoot"

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Glance Exchange

"Valet park only"

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

....And there is the wood a piggy-wig stood, with a ring at the end of his nose.

"I like fountains very much!"

Man guarding a written border.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

"Well, by that logic no one would ever shave a clock onto a monkey."

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'

"I think it is most admirable," said Alice, "that you gave up a thriving law practice to be with this lovely child."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Walrus and Carpenter.

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Greeting Card Shop: No Rhyme or Reason Cards.

'Edward Lear's schooldays.'

Ego Publishing: 'I'm sorry, but 'Slither A Mile In My Shoes' doesn't make any sense...'

Meter Maid

'Your medical coverage does not consider that a medical necessity.'

'If his chart dips down to 15 here, he'll start emitting a hellish, non-stop squeal.'

A shark swims into a desert island.

Alice in Wonderland - Trying to Behead the Cheshire Cat.

Secateurs and non-secateurs

"This one to your liking, sir?"

Notice on desert island - sand for sale