Nonsense Admirer Gifts

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Optimist

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Punk Reindeer

Zoo: No Hunting.

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Presidential surveillance ass!"

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Robber on treadmill

First love.

"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."

....And there is the wood a piggy-wig stood, with a ring at the end of his nose.

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

"Is it OK if I turn the humidifier up a bit?"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Jesus has a Practice Before Raising Lazarus.

'What's wrong with you?'

Department of Belly Buttons - Innies/Outies Tray

'Goodness me, Graham! I didn't think you had musical bone in your body!'

'Now just learn to whistle and I'll be rich!'

"I wonder what odds you would have got for that happening?"

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

Atomic Bear: Part 10

Giant sandwich bags.

Cakeless.

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel...let down your hair ball."

Al, you look nonplussed. I just heard that they discovered a new astrological sign, and my birthday now falls under the sign of the jackass.

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

"It just don't feel right, drinking him like that."

Pavlov Throws Out The Anomaly

"I think it is most admirable," said Alice, "that you gave up a thriving law practice to be with this lovely child."