Nonsense Admirer Gifts

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Optimist

Punk Reindeer

Zoo: No Hunting.

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

First love.

Presidential surveillance ass!"

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

....And there is the wood a piggy-wig stood, with a ring at the end of his nose.

"Is it OK if I turn the humidifier up a bit?"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Jesus has a Practice Before Raising Lazarus.

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

Department of Belly Buttons - Innies/Outies Tray

'Now just learn to whistle and I'll be rich!'

'Goodness me, Graham! I didn't think you had musical bone in your body!'

Pavlov Throws Out The Anomaly

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

"It just don't feel right, drinking him like that."

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel...let down your hair ball."

Giant sandwich bags.

Cakeless.

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

"I think it is most admirable," said Alice, "that you gave up a thriving law practice to be with this lovely child."

'I'm sorry sir, you can't actually have your cake and eat it!'