Nonsense Appreciators Gifts

Alice in Wonderland - Trying to Behead the Cheshire Cat.

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Gay Times...

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'The boss said I never made any profits and I never found customers worth mentioning and that's why he promoted me to the company's chief bad example!'

Barcode Dreams

'Oh Hi!'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"They're so like us."

"Steamed vegetables."

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"Good news. It's a small pig."

The Greek Trampoline

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'