Nonsense Appreciators Pillows

Alice in Wonderland - Trying to Behead the Cheshire Cat.

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Gay Times...

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'The boss said I never made any profits and I never found customers worth mentioning and that's why he promoted me to the company's chief bad example!'

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

'Oh Hi!'

"They're so like us."

"Steamed vegetables."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Barcode Dreams

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

The Greek Trampoline

"Good news. It's a small pig."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Russia Money Laundering