Nonsense Admirers Pillows

Alice in Wonderland - Duchess Nursing a Baby

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Optimist

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Zoo: No Hunting.

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Presidential surveillance ass!"

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Robber on treadmill

"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."

....And there is the wood a piggy-wig stood, with a ring at the end of his nose.

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"Is it OK if I turn the humidifier up a bit?"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Jesus has a Practice Before Raising Lazarus.

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

'I used to equate life and art -- then I married Art.'

Department of Belly Buttons - Innies/Outies Tray

'Goodness me, Graham! I didn't think you had musical bone in your body!'

"I wonder what odds you would have got for that happening?"

'Now just learn to whistle and I'll be rich!'

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

Al, you look nonplussed. I just heard that they discovered a new astrological sign, and my birthday now falls under the sign of the jackass.

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel...let down your hair ball."

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

Giant sandwich bags.

"....At least we don't have to put quarters in this hot tub."

Atomic Bear: Part 10

Aliens watch movie featuring human invaders.