Misunderstanding Appreciator Pillows

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"I speak Latin, you know."

Big business is not evil

"We pay the living dead wage."

"...but, seriously..."

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

'I followed the old Wall Street adage and 'sold in May and went away.' That was in '74. Too bad there's no return adage.'

Gonna Suck

Greeting Card Shop: No Rhyme or Reason Cards.

"I like the elephant in the room. With his memory he never screws up our lunch order!"

"I wasn't dead yet."

"Rayna's been kidnapped! And its all my fault!"

'Taking guard' 'The pessimist'

'I get a lot of job offers..'

Ego Publishing: 'I'm sorry, but 'Slither A Mile In My Shoes' doesn't make any sense...'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

'Yeah, yeah, the ammo is included. ... OK, so remember - anyone asks? You've never seen me before in your life.'

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

Y2K Solutions Inc.

Alice in Wonderland - Trying to Behead the Cheshire Cat.

Godot Bound And Gagged In A Dark Office

Secateurs and non-secateurs

"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."

"My favorite is also 'let sleeping dogs lie'."

'When I asked for a bottle of house red...'

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

'I don't know anything about art and I don't know what I like.'

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

"I tried shutting my mouth and opening my mind, but then I remembered it's better to give than to receive."

"I didn't say: 'He doesn't bite'. I said: 'His bark was worse than his bite'."