Clowning Around Appreciator Pillows

"...but, seriously..."

"Not exactly the kind of morale boosting I had in mind."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

Fly Fishing

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Conservation Area

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Moulin Rouge Security

"A haand gel...!?"

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

All-Verbal Westerns

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."