Purring Appreciator Pillows

'I may not know much about art, but I do know what I like. Have you heard me purr yet?'

Our visit to the flan factory.

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

Pirate eye test

I Pagliacci

Big business is not evil

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

'What's that funny smell?'

Baby at Christmas Dinner

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"...but, seriously..."

My horse for a kingdom.

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

Christmas Pudding

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

'Sometimes I think I spoil you Tiddles!'

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

'You think you can purr your way out of anything, don't you?'

"Are you binge watching again?"

Cat DNA is decoded.

"A funny thing happened on my way over here..."

"I knew I shouldn't have eaten that dodgy fish."

'Gee, I wish I'd said that.'

"Have you got it in beige?"

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

'My luggage has gone to hell!'

Antiques, Furniture Stripping, Stripping.