Clowning Around Appreciator Gifts

"...but, seriously..."

"Not exactly the kind of morale boosting I had in mind."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

Fly Fishing

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Conservation Area

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

"A haand gel...!?"

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

Moulin Rouge Security

All-Verbal Westerns

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."