Prank Appreciator Gifts

'You didn't read the small print. 'Must be accompanied by both parents...''

"Please help me get these squirrels out of my pants. This isn't a pickup line. I really need assistance."

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

Barristers playing a joke

'I told you not to lean on the door Ronald!'

"I was just kidding when I said that thing they sit on is a giant chew toy. I hope you can act cute, because you're in big trouble."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Madonna of the Pukes.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Seagiraffes

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

First Novels.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'A cheeky red?'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'