Prankster Appreciators Gifts

"Okay, Mr. Nerdmyer, I'm just going to give you a little stress test!"

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

Photobooth Photobomb

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

Tartar sauce.

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

'Yes Ma'am, we're from the Governement: We need samples for scientific testing...'

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

'That's for false alarms...'

'Excuse me mom, I've got to take a call.'

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

Dorothy gets a visit from her funny Valentine.

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

Cheeky boy and putting 'leeks' sign on toilet.

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

'It's the simple things.'

"Let's bury the TV remote and all the cell phones, then sit back and watch what happens."

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

Then, after a brief silence, things turned ugly,

Practical joke, violent offender rehab center: 'Relate to me!'

Doggie Bowl Drill