Prankster Appreciators Pillows

"Okay, Mr. Nerdmyer, I'm just going to give you a little stress test!"

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

Photobooth Photobomb

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

Tartar sauce.

'Yes Ma'am, we're from the Governement: We need samples for scientific testing...'

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

'That's for false alarms...'

'Excuse me mom, I've got to take a call.'

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

Cheeky boy and putting 'leeks' sign on toilet.

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

"Let's bury the TV remote and all the cell phones, then sit back and watch what happens."

Practical joke, violent offender rehab center: 'Relate to me!'

Then, after a brief silence, things turned ugly,

Doggie Bowl Drill

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC