Tiny Prankster Appreciators Pillows

'Excuse me mom, I've got to take a call.'

Interior design trends for parents....

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Outside with that!'

"It's alive! Alive!!"

"No more tickling Daddy for awhile, 'kay Puddin?'"

'Yes Ma'am, we're from the Governement: We need samples for scientific testing...'

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

A boy blows a raspberry at birds

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

..And if you unstick my hands from my nose, I promise I won't touch the super glue in my dad's toolbox ever again.

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

"I think we can stop worrying about his bed wetting!"

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

"All you said was for me to go to my room and clean. Since you weren't specific, I cleaned my computer's hard drive."

Minor Surgery

'Reflexes normal.'

"Neither of us are dentists." "True, but we're saving a fortune on candy." "They probably give out healthy stuff." "Let's go next door."

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

Man reacts to being goosed. Caption: The secret work of Doberman Pinschers

'Oh, sure, I should wake him up...but I asked him to kill that thing a week ago!'

'Peabody, Yomp, Lee, Brodski & Dirkshaw...buddies since 4th grade.

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

I think this is the episode of "Leave It to Beaver" where Wally and Eddie chain Lumpy's car to a tree. Couldn

Kid, you can't go taking credit cards and identities. It's stealing. Just the same as if you stole something from a store. Yes sir. I want to be a good person. I won't do it anymore. And no freezing my assets. You're no fun at all.

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

'There there how were you to know it wasn't Jeremy Beadle.'