Prank Admirer Gifts

"OK, who's the joker?"

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Clown God

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

"Hugh fans!"

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

The Origami Society...

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Can't Touch This

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

When clowns are hunting.

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

Photobooth Photobomb

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

'You're a good man, Henderson, but you don't have your staff's respect.'

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

We're With Stupid

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

Barnyard humor.

Deer Cross Dressing.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'