Prank Lover Gifts

"I'm trapped in an elevator - wait, it gets worse."

Doctor holding cymbals above sleeping patient in treatment for a sleep disorders.

'Nurse, that isn't a catheter you've just inserted. It's the other end of my hosepipe!'

'George,remember your New Year's resolution.'

Andrew is fooled for a second week in a row.

Jesus at the Tomb

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

Builder's Crack T-shirt

Peter pranks the other Apostles...

Sunbathing Trick

Taken down by a banana peel on the ice.

'Price check on the size 46 teddy bear pattern boxer shorts.'

Schoolmistress surprised by frog leaping out of desk.

A Cocoon about to saw a branch

'Am I there yet?'

'You never know these days... This could be just a flash mob.'

'I'm with stupid' sign on island.

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

'My daughter can't come to school today - I have a hot nose!'

'Meet Stetson, our office jokester. . .'

Letters read: 'Try removing the cap you idiot.'

Clowns Rake Bomb the cows field.'Cows Vs Clowns'

'I hate you, Al.'

Kidnapped garden gnomes

Comedy Store - Canned Laughter delivery.

"My trun!!"

Carstairs' native bearers had told him the only effective mosquito repellent was to spray himself in animal dung...

"Ok kids. . . dig me out please! You've had your little joke. . . c'mon -daddy's NOT angry with you. . . Please dig me out!!!"

'There's your leak.'

'We said 'trick or treat,' so he showed us a trick...he closed the door and disappeared.'

"It's not April Fools' Day, so who told the new girl that she had to check the contents of every packet of 'Hundreds and Thousands'?"

"I told you not to make fun of primitive life-forms! Now these idiots are killing each other in your name!"

No Soliciting

"Did my wife put you up to this?"

Practical Jokes Doctors Can't Do