Clown Appreciators Gifts

'It's pretty clear the level of intelligence the programs are targeting.'

Man slipping on a banana skin and turning into a clown.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Dead Funny

'What clan do you belong to?'

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Clown Wife

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

Only Clowns

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Hot Dog Animals: $2

I Pagliacci

Monster Clown

"Seriously?"

Clown walks balloon dog

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'