Clown Critics Gifts

"Now I have another reason to hate clowns."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Clown on bike.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Dead Funny

'What clan do you belong to?'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Crab with a clown face.

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

Clown God

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Clown Face Painting

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

Dog fetching clown shoes.

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'