Clown Philosophy Enthusiasts Gifts

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

Children's Parties

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'What clan do you belong to?'

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Clown Wife

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Monster Clown

Hot Dog Animals: $2

Turn your head and laugh.

"Seriously?"

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

Only Clowns

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

Clown walks balloon dog

A skip full of fools.

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

"There's something very funny about those two!"