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"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'What clan do you belong to?'

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Clown Wife

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

Clown walks balloon dog

Monster Clown

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

Only Clowns

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Hot Dog Animals: $2

"Seriously?"

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

"There's something very funny about those two!"