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'It's pretty clear the level of intelligence the programs are targeting.'

Man slipping on a banana skin and turning into a clown.

Children's Parties

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Dead Funny

'What clan do you belong to?'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Clown Wife

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Turn your head and laugh.

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

Monster Clown

Clown walks balloon dog

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

"Seriously?"

Only Clowns

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I Pagliacci

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'