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Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare....

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Yearbook

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'What clan do you belong to?'

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

Clown Wife

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

Clown walks balloon dog

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

Only Clowns

"Seriously?"

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Turn your head and laugh.

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

Monster Clown

A skip full of fools.

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."