Clownery Admirer Mugs

Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare....

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Yearbook

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'What clan do you belong to?'

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

Clown Wife

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

Only Clowns

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

Monster Clown

"Seriously?"

Clown walks balloon dog

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'