Clowning Admirer Mugs

Mime School Scams. It's $350. But we provide your box, rope and leaning wall.

Beware of The Dog

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'What clan do you belong to?'

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Clown Wife

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Turn your head and laugh.

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

Clown walks balloon dog

Only Clowns

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"Seriously?"

I Pagliacci

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

"There's something very funny about those two!"