Clowning Admirer Mugs

Beware of The Dog

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'What clan do you belong to?'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Clown Wife

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

"Seriously?"

Clown walks balloon dog

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

Only Clowns

I Pagliacci

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

"There's something very funny about those two!"