Clowning Connoisseur Mugs

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Relate office. 'He acts the clown too much'.

"You're right- things are funnier in threes."

clown trophies

Clown Watercooler

Clown's In and Out Trays.

'He can toot his own horn but when he starts tooting the government's we need to step in.'

BEWARE! Clown sees several pies to beware of.

'You're fooling nobody but yourself.'

"Keep back... I'm going to try reviving him with my hand buzzer!"

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'What clan do you belong to?'

Theatre Crowd

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Clown Wife

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Only Clowns

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

I Pagliacci

Clown walks balloon dog

"Seriously?"

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.