Clowning Lover Mugs

'Now that's what I call a pair of custard pies'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Clown on bike.

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

'What clan do you belong to?'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Clown God

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

Crab with a clown face.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Get crazy once in a while

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

Clown Face Painting

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'