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'I think this explains the funny noises coming from your engine.'

'You can't be serious.'

A clown with large red shoes is looking for something in a size 28.

"Yeah well, my polka dot bill isn't very funny."

"Clown pirates!! Whatever you do, don't underestimate their numbers!!"

Zippy the clown

"Oh, Him? That's our IT guy."

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 1

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Dead Funny

'What clan do you belong to?'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

Clown Wife

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

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