Misunderstanding Enjoyer Pillows

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

'Oh, now that's a nice vase...'

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

'Wellington!...Come take a look at this!...I've never seen anything like it!...Some sort of early sun worship etching perhaps!'

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

'Dinner for two, table for seven.'

"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."

"Rayna's been kidnapped! And its all my fault!"

"I wasn't dead yet."

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."

Genie in a trash can.

"What? The invitation said, wear your favorite mask."

'Big Tony said I'll be sleeping with the fishes. I think he's gonna take me to an aquarium!'

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

'No, I thought you were John Simpson.'

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

'When I asked for a bottle of house red...'

'A simple bottle would have sufficed for your specimen, Mr Thomas.'

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'

'You haven't much experience in plant conservation, have you Winthorpe?'

"Elves, Jerry, I asked for elves."