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"I think it is most admirable," said Alice, "that you gave up a thriving law practice to be with this lovely child."

'Now we'll try some word association.', 'Fling dorp snoogle!'

'He preferred his murphy with a wheen of triose.'

"Tell me - where do you get all your ideas?"

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"Who's next?"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

One way only.

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"It's my helper trout!"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

'You need some stress.'

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

"Bad dog!"

"Well, I finally saw a shrink today."

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

"Phil, could I speak to you for a moment, not as your doctor but as your horse?"

'I knew it! Important Exclusion 347, 'Plummeting Pachyderms'. . .'

"Am I the party of the first part or the party of the second part?"

"How was I supposed to know she was allergic?"

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"Have I found Jesus? I didn't know he was missing!!"

"I'm investigating the theft of a breadcrumb by an ant matching your description."

'Sir! We're all doomed! It's a fitted sheet! How can we ever hope to stop something we can't even fold?!'

Do bears take drug tests in the woods?

Ministry of Common Sense

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