Nonsense Humorist Gifts

'He could not have been hempier with the fozy oxheart.'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Now Hiring. Artificial Intelligence & Research Lab. "Artificial Intelligence"? Great! I'd be a real asset to your project since I'm not as intelligent as I look!

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

Pavlov's dog eats Schrodinger's cat.

'I just found out that our credit union is illusory!'

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

"I think it is most admirable," said Alice, "that you gave up a thriving law practice to be with this lovely child."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Walrus and Carpenter.

Through the Looking Glass-King's Messenger in Prison

"Mmm... our situation reminds me of an Edward Lear poem..."

'Edward Lear's schooldays.'

Edward Lear

'What a horrid little pussy you are, you are. What a horrid little pussy you are!'

Little Things

'Now we'll try some word association.', 'Fling dorp snoogle!'

'Hey dooba dooba, the cat and the...nah, this isn't working for me. Can you play the fiddle?'

Through the Looking Glass - Alice and Humpty Dumpty.

'I still have all my own teeth but my head is false.'

'And now the other leg!'

Giant Visitor

Alice in Wonderland - A Mad Tea Party.

Alice in Wonderland - The Mad Hatter.

'They're still waiting for Godot.'

Sock puppet down!: 'A hand! I need a hand!'

Tin performs show tunes. Man says: 'It does exactly what it says on the tin.'

Have you ever tried omphaloskepsis, Axel? It's the contemplation of one's navel as part of a mystical exercise. Being a comic strip wolverine, I don