Nonsense Humorist Pillows

'He could not have been hempier with the fozy oxheart.'

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

Pavlov's dog eats Schrodinger's cat.

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

'I just found out that our credit union is illusory!'

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

"I think it is most admirable," said Alice, "that you gave up a thriving law practice to be with this lovely child."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Walrus and Carpenter.

Through the Looking Glass-King's Messenger in Prison

"Mmm... our situation reminds me of an Edward Lear poem..."

'Edward Lear's schooldays.'

'What a horrid little pussy you are, you are. What a horrid little pussy you are!'

Little Things

'Now we'll try some word association.', 'Fling dorp snoogle!'

Edward Lear

'Hey dooba dooba, the cat and the...nah, this isn't working for me. Can you play the fiddle?'

Through the Looking Glass - Alice and Humpty Dumpty.

'I still have all my own teeth but my head is false.'

Giant Visitor

'And now the other leg!'

Alice in Wonderland - A Mad Tea Party.

Alice in Wonderland - The Mad Hatter.

'They're still waiting for Godot.'

Sock puppet down!: 'A hand! I need a hand!'

Tin performs show tunes. Man says: 'It does exactly what it says on the tin.'

"I understand they're pretty much extinct everywhere else."