Nonsense Literature Gifts

"Are you colour-blind? Pea-green, I said, not monochrome!"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

....And there is the wood a piggy-wig stood, with a ring at the end of his nose.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

"I think it is most admirable," said Alice, "that you gave up a thriving law practice to be with this lovely child."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Walrus and Carpenter.

'Edward Lear's schooldays.'

Ego Publishing: 'I'm sorry, but 'Slither A Mile In My Shoes' doesn't make any sense...'

Greeting Card Shop: No Rhyme or Reason Cards.

Through the Looking Glass-King's Messenger in Prison

"Mmm... our situation reminds me of an Edward Lear poem..."

Secateurs and non-secateurs

Edward Lear

Little Things

'Hey dooba dooba, the cat and the...nah, this isn't working for me. Can you play the fiddle?'

'What a horrid little pussy you are, you are. What a horrid little pussy you are!'

'Now we'll try some word association.', 'Fling dorp snoogle!'

Through the Looking Glass - Alice and Humpty Dumpty.

'I still have all my own teeth but my head is false.'

'Let's be frank. Perky isn't right for you.'

'And now the other leg!'

"I know this is all nonsense , but that's the paradigm I'm stuck with."

Alice in Wonderland - A Mad Tea Party.

Alice in Wonderland - The Mad Hatter.

Tin performs show tunes. Man says: 'It does exactly what it says on the tin.'

Alice in Wonderland - Farmer William

Alice in Wonderland - Duchess Nursing a Baby

Have you ever tried omphaloskepsis, Axel? It's the contemplation of one's navel as part of a mystical exercise. Being a comic strip wolverine, I don

"Tell me - where do you get all your ideas?"

"You're not the first owl I've been with."

"I'm sure you're a very talented Mr Lear...but this is quite frankly nonsense."

'He preferred his murphy with a wheen of triose.'