Lost And Found Navigator Gifts

Fire Backwards.

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

The Lost World: You are Here

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Be open to help.

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

Guide fish.

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

Women who Read Too Much

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

Dog Book Club

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

"They always forget the hyphen. . ."

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

Book lovers

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Writer's Block Next 10 Miles

Book Igloo

"It's about the world's smartest girl, her caring father, her fun-loving great aunt and her annoying, car-obsessed big brother."

Shipwrecked.

"It's structured as a set of two parallel stories that no one would ever want to read."

"It's a darkly comic indictment of my inability to write."

Moby Dick by Herman Melville. Reader's Block.

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

'How did this happen to me - a gondolier?'