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Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

The Lost World: You are Here

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Be open to help.

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Guide fish.

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

Women who Read Too Much

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

Dog Book Club

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

Shipwrecked.

"They always forget the hyphen. . ."

Writer's Block Next 10 Miles

"It's about the world's smartest girl, her caring father, her fun-loving great aunt and her annoying, car-obsessed big brother."

Book lovers

Book Igloo

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

"It's structured as a set of two parallel stories that no one would ever want to read."

"It's a darkly comic indictment of my inability to write."

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

'How did this happen to me - a gondolier?'

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"