Lost And Found Explorer T-Shirts

Be open to help.

"I used the credit card that replaces lost merchandise."

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

'Hello. I'm looking for G Street.'

Shipwrecked.

"Well...it's black and has a handle."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

The Lost World: You are Here

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

Loserville Next Exit: Try not to miss it this time.

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Fire Backwards.

"Spirit! Are you a chatbot?"

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

Myths and Other Urban Legends

"Not much is known about them. They apparently, had a highly advanced, thriving civilization. Then one August, everyone left the city and never returned."

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

"Scientists believe the mysterious asteroid, known as 'Oumaumau', may be a space probe, a discarded solar sail or a huge alien turd."

Scarecrow Directions

Castaway with a tennis court.

'Is he dead, or is it intern fatigue?'

"Didn't I tell you to buy a GPS?"

'How did this happen to me - a gondolier?'

"...To sum up, then, everything is illusory - Do you guys have any questions?"

G.P.S. satellites gone bad