Lost Explorer T-Shirts

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

"Didn't I tell you to buy a GPS?"

"Apparently I'm from New Heidelberg Springs, South Dakota,,,but just where the hell is that?"

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'OK, so maybe we are lost...'

All Roads Go Nowhere.

'I'm sorry, I must have missed my turnoff.'

Scarecrow Directions

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Garden.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

The Lost World: You are Here

"Where the wild things were."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Building a Shelter

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"I know it is of this earth...."

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

School trip little porters.

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'I could eat you.'

Be open to help.

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted."

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

Amateur Palmist