Lost Navigator T-Shirts

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

"No, I have my ball. I lost the course."

Neither here nor there.

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

Washington D.C. next right, or is it left?

Wordplay: Self-seeking.

The Lost World: You are Here

You are here.

'How did this happen to me - a gondolier?'

"But honey, I can't find the cornstarch and neither can the GPS."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

Be open to help.

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

Fire Backwards.

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

Shipwrecked.

Scarecrow Directions

Castaway with a tennis court.

"We must be in the wrong wing."

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

'Exit left in 300 yards.'

"Didn't I tell you to buy a GPS?"

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

Road signs.

"Ar well, if I was 'ee I wouldn't start from 'ere."

"Don't be sad for lacking a sense of direction... I don't know the direction to Antarctica either!"

You are here...

'I'm sorry, I must have missed my turnoff.'

Lost Property: "How can I help?"