Lost Navigators T-Shirts

'Gas, food, and lodging mirages- next mile.'

This Way/That Way

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

The Lost World: You are Here

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Fire Backwards.

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

Castaway with a tennis court.

'How did this happen to me - a gondolier?'

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

'Exit left in 300 yards.'

"We must be in the wrong wing."

'I HATE Spring cleaning!'

"Excuse me, is this the third turning on the left?"

"Don't be sad for lacking a sense of direction... I don't know the direction to Antarctica either!"

"Ar well, if I was 'ee I wouldn't start from 'ere."

Road signs.

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

You are here...

Wordplay: Self-seeking.

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

"Thank goodness for SATNAV, I don't think I'd have found you otherwise."

Marco Rocca, The Great Illusionist.

I think we're just going round in circles

"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to find this place."

'No you don't get a map reading badge for knowing how to turn on a GPS!'

"Where have you been?"

You are here.

Washington D.C. next right, or is it left?