Misunderstanding Navigator Gifts

"He misspoke, I misheard, then shots rang out."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

The Lost World: You are Here

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Has our apologist been alerted?"

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Scarecrow Directions

"I told you it was too soon to give him The Talk."

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

"We must be in the wrong wing."

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

'How did this happen to me - a gondolier?'

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

'I think we took a wrong turn at Sodom or Gomoorah.'

Road signs.

"Oh, great—here comes that crazy #@!*%! Jeff who won't shut up about conspiracy theories. How's my hair look?"

Wordplay: Self-seeking.

"I know this is all nonsense , but that's the paradigm I'm stuck with."

"So where's the baby cheeses we heard so much about?"

"At the next intersection, turn whichever way you f#$%!^&* want! You never listen to me anyway!"

"Here comes Gail—everyone play dead."

"I'm sorry, that didn't come out right."

"But honey, I can't find the cornstarch and neither can the GPS."

You are here.

Washington D.C. next right, or is it left?

'Help me out!"

Labyrinth of bureaucracy

'Landline go!'

"No, I have my ball. I lost the course."

"Try to understand … I never said you had big feet.''

'Sorry, I've just pressed the wrong button.'

Neither here nor there.