Misunderstanding Navigator T-Shirts

"He misspoke, I misheard, then shots rang out."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

The Lost World: You are Here

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

"Okay. . . so what's the bad news?"

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Has our apologist been alerted?"

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Fire Backwards.

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

Scarecrow Directions

"I told you it was too soon to give him The Talk."

'How did this happen to me - a gondolier?'

'I think we took a wrong turn at Sodom or Gomoorah.'

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

"We must be in the wrong wing."

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

Road signs.

"Oh, great—here comes that crazy #@!*%! Jeff who won't shut up about conspiracy theories. How's my hair look?"

Wordplay: Self-seeking.

"I know this is all nonsense , but that's the paradigm I'm stuck with."

Washington D.C. next right, or is it left?

"At the next intersection, turn whichever way you f#$%!^&* want! You never listen to me anyway!"

"So where's the baby cheeses we heard so much about?"

You are here.

"Here comes Gail—everyone play dead."

"I'm sorry, that didn't come out right."

"But honey, I can't find the cornstarch and neither can the GPS."

'Help me out!"

Labyrinth of bureaucracy

'Landline go!'

"Try to understand … I never said you had big feet.''

"No, I have my ball. I lost the course."

'Sorry, I've just pressed the wrong button.'