Uncertainty Navigator Gifts

'I'm in a period of transition right now.'

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Wall Street Couch

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

Opening the door to new customers

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"But what if this is all there is?"

Economic Downturns

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

"Who's on duty today...you or me?"

Capitalism.

Ruble in Trouble

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

The Covid Tail

'We don't have a mission statement. We have a survival plan.'

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

"It's official, Michael has filed for moral bankruptcy."

'The hostile takeover wasn't as bad as I'd imagined. They hired someone to supply nuance.'

Coronavirus and Atlas

Risk Management - ''Be careful' All you can tell me is 'be careful''

'I'm afraid, Reverend, that what the large print giveth, the small print taketh away.'

Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so

We need bold action to raise morale, yet not make people think there's a problem.

"No, I don't want a glass of water, but I'm worried that I might want one."

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

Lockdown Signpost

Them/ Us

"Brenda's always been a bit of a worrier."

But enough about me, let's talk about my job.