Uncertainty Navigator Gifts

'I'm in a period of transition right now.'

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

Wall Street Couch

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

Opening the door to new customers

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

"But what if this is all there is?"

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

Economic Downturns

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

"Who's on duty today...you or me?"

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

Ruble in Trouble

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

The Covid Tail

Capitalism.

'We don't have a mission statement. We have a survival plan.'

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

'The hostile takeover wasn't as bad as I'd imagined. They hired someone to supply nuance.'

"It's official, Michael has filed for moral bankruptcy."

Coronavirus and Atlas

Risk Management - ''Be careful' All you can tell me is 'be careful''

'I'm afraid, Reverend, that what the large print giveth, the small print taketh away.'

Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so

We need bold action to raise morale, yet not make people think there's a problem.

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

"No, I don't want a glass of water, but I'm worried that I might want one."

Them/ Us

Lockdown Signpost

"Brenda's always been a bit of a worrier."

But enough about me, let's talk about my job.

"I raised three kids, so you could say I was in risk management."