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"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Lost around a military base.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Recalculating!

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

'I blame it on the GPS-System myself: Hardly anybody gets lost around here anymore...'

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

"Let's stop and ask directions at Alpha Centauri, I said, but oh no, Mister clever stalks knows the way alright!"

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

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