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GPS HIghway to Hell

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Emergency Phone.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Lost around a military base.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Recalculating!

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

'I blame it on the GPS-System myself: Hardly anybody gets lost around here anymore...'

Global Positioning System - ERROR Your big fat head is in the way

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

"Let's stop and ask directions at Alpha Centauri, I said, but oh no, Mister clever stalks knows the way alright!"

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

You Are Here

2Recalculating..."

"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!"

Exit/Missed it/Next Time Listen To Your Wife!

Recalculating!

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

"I replaced my G.P.S with auto correct, and every time I try to go right, it makes me go write...."

Scarecrow Directions

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

Diane had accidentally set her GPS on 'Spouse' mode.

'Call yourself a mountain guide?'