Sat Nav Survivor Gifts

If you're reading this, your sat nav system has failed.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

'Sounds like another sat nav mistake, you had better put the kettle on dear!'

'This really is the road less traveled. I can't find it on my Google Map.'

'Backseat driver...'

"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

"This one's the anti-collision computer and that one's the GPS..." "But there's no room for me!"

Sat Nav: G Spot?

Tourist follows an arrow over a cliff.

G.P.S. for Poor Math Students

"The GPS is extorting money off me. It won't give me directions until I put money in its account."

Fake Out! You are 300 miles from Dulles Airport! Hahah!

Maps

"Oh no - the sat-nav's gone. How can we find the hotel now?"

Lorry driver goes through woman's living room: 'Sorry for the intrusion, love ... blame the sat nav.'

You're too young to be worrying about SAT tests. But I have to score well to get a good job someday. In the real world, no one hires people who're only good at multiple choice questions. Actually, Nana

"Thank goodness for SATNAV, I don't think I'd have found you otherwise."

Lav Nav

Intelligent Navigation Device...

"I could have gone to Eton but I never had the Sat Nav."

You Are Now Officially In The Middle Of Nowhere: "Signal, is lost."

Aliens outside coffee house, one says: 'This is great, we never end up in hicksville towns since we got sat nav.'

"Next time, forget the breadcrumbs and just ask for directions."

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

Satelite Navigation: "...And this one's great for locating your teenage children."

'In your price range I can rent you my wife and a foldout map.'

"Do I put Google Maps on driving or walking directions?"

"Damned Sat Nav!"

'Hope this thing's right.'