Sat Nav Survivor Mugs

If you're reading this, your sat nav system has failed.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

'Sounds like another sat nav mistake, you had better put the kettle on dear!'

'Backseat driver...'

"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."

"This one's the anti-collision computer and that one's the GPS..." "But there's no room for me!"

Sat Nav: G Spot?

"The GPS is extorting money off me. It won't give me directions until I put money in its account."

Tourist follows an arrow over a cliff.

Maps

"Oh no - the sat-nav's gone. How can we find the hotel now?"

Lav Nav

"Thank goodness for SATNAV, I don't think I'd have found you otherwise."

Intelligent Navigation Device...

Lorry driver goes through woman's living room: 'Sorry for the intrusion, love ... blame the sat nav.'

"I could have gone to Eton but I never had the Sat Nav."

You Are Now Officially In The Middle Of Nowhere: "Signal, is lost."

Aliens outside coffee house, one says: 'This is great, we never end up in hicksville towns since we got sat nav.'

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

"Next time, forget the breadcrumbs and just ask for directions."

'Hope this thing's right.'

Satelite Navigation: "...And this one's great for locating your teenage children."

'In your price range I can rent you my wife and a foldout map.'

"Damned Sat Nav!"

The Inevitable Navigation System: 'You have arrived at your destination.'