Satnav Survivor Mugs

'Sounds like another sat nav mistake, you had better put the kettle on dear!'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

Man crawling in desert finds sign reading 'Ignore your satnav'.

"The GPS is extorting money off me. It won't give me directions until I put money in its account."

Tourist follows an arrow over a cliff.

Maps

Sat Nav: G Spot?

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

"Oh no - the sat-nav's gone. How can we find the hotel now?"

A holiday maker greets a castaway

'I said, now I know why they call you 'Lucky'!'

'I don't need a GPS. I'm guided by greed.'

"Thank goodness for SATNAV, I don't think I'd have found you otherwise."

If you're reading this, your sat nav system has failed.

Man following advice on preventing sea-sickness but becoming sea-sick anyway

"Next time, forget the breadcrumbs and just ask for directions."

You Are Now Officially In The Middle Of Nowhere: "Signal, is lost."

Subway rider holds onto man's tie.

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

'Thank you for calling the Coast Guard help line. To sink, press one. To swim, press two…'

Satelite Navigation: "...And this one's great for locating your teenage children."

'In your price range I can rent you my wife and a foldout map.'