Satnav Survivor Prints

'Sounds like another sat nav mistake, you had better put the kettle on dear!'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

'This really is the road less traveled. I can't find it on my Google Map.'

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."

Man crawling in desert finds sign reading 'Ignore your satnav'.

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

GPS Recalculating.

"The GPS is extorting money off me. It won't give me directions until I put money in its account."

Tourist follows an arrow over a cliff.

G.P.S. for Poor Math Students

Maps

Fake Out! You are 300 miles from Dulles Airport! Hahah!

Sat Nav: G Spot?

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

"Oh no - the sat-nav's gone. How can we find the hotel now?"

A holiday maker greets a castaway

'I said, now I know why they call you 'Lucky'!'

'I don't need a GPS. I'm guided by greed.'

You're too young to be worrying about SAT tests. But I have to score well to get a good job someday. In the real world, no one hires people who're only good at multiple choice questions. Actually, Nana

"Thank goodness for SATNAV, I don't think I'd have found you otherwise."

If you're reading this, your sat nav system has failed.

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

Man following advice on preventing sea-sickness but becoming sea-sick anyway

You Are Now Officially In The Middle Of Nowhere: "Signal, is lost."

Subway rider holds onto man's tie.

"Next time, forget the breadcrumbs and just ask for directions."

'Thank you for calling the Coast Guard help line. To sink, press one. To swim, press two…'

Satelite Navigation: "...And this one's great for locating your teenage children."