Satnav Sleuth Prints

Maps

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

The Modern Godot

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

Spy Satellite

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

'Sounds like another sat nav mistake, you had better put the kettle on dear!'

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

'This really is the road less traveled. I can't find it on my Google Map.'

'Remember, all these security cameras are for YOUR protection...otherwise, I'd come over there and smack you.'

F.B.I. An equal opportunity phone tapper without regard to race, sex, or national origin.

GPS Recalculating.

Six Degrees of Depradation

"The GPS is extorting money off me. It won't give me directions until I put money in its account."

Fake Out! You are 300 miles from Dulles Airport! Hahah!

Tourist follows an arrow over a cliff.

Reporter #3: can.

G.P.S. for Poor Math Students

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

"Oh no - the sat-nav's gone. How can we find the hotel now?"

"People are scum."

Fire Escape - A large flame of Fire trying to escape from two Office Workers chasing it with Fire Extinguisher and Fire Hose in hand.

Lav Nav

"I think someone's been tampering with my brakes!"

'According to the Global Positioning System, we're on the George Washington Bridge.'

If you're reading this, your sat nav system has failed.

'Ok, hon, I'm on Google Earth now... I see a parking sport!'

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

"There's something peculiar about all this..."

You Are Now Officially In The Middle Of Nowhere: "Signal, is lost."

'That surveillance camera...your wife put it in.'