Satnav Explorer Prints

Tourist follows an arrow over a cliff.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"You are here"

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

Goose checking his GPS.

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

While playing fetch, Beasle inadvertently set back interplanetary relations for millennia.

'Sounds like another sat nav mistake, you had better put the kettle on dear!'

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

Oceanographer

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

'Backseat driver...'

"My GPS got an upgrade...if you argue with it, it REALLY tells you where to go!"

'Yes, Lewis and Clark, I'll giude you."

You are here.

'The global positioning system says we're on the border between middle class and lower middle class.'

'A short cut is the longest distance between two points.'

'Your OTHER left, dummy!'

Sat Nav: G Spot?

Maps

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

Lav Nav

"Thank goodness for SATNAV, I don't think I'd have found you otherwise."

If you're reading this, your sat nav system has failed.

"We wanted to make the system more human."

"Next time, forget the breadcrumbs and just ask for directions."

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

"We Europeans must finally take responsibility for ourselves! Tomorrow we replace the damn US-made sat nav!"

'Just think, dear - with the GPS up front and my mother in the back, you can be nagged in stereo!'

"We're running low on Lithium Power, Captain! I've flipped them around and now I'm rubbing them but they've not got much juice left!"

'I bet there was a story behind this.'

Satellite Navigation