Sat Nav User Prints

The Inevitable Navigation System: 'You have arrived at your destination.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

'Backseat driver...'

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

"This one's the anti-collision computer and that one's the GPS..." "But there's no room for me!"

Sat Nav: G Spot?

Tourist follows an arrow over a cliff.

'In two meters turn left!'

Maps

G.P.S. for Poor Math Students

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

"Oh no - the sat-nav's gone. How can we find the hotel now?"

"Are we there yet!"

"I thought it was an error. THE GPS said 'time to destination 23 months'."

Lav Nav

Intelligent Navigation Device...

If you're reading this, your sat nav system has failed.

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

'Just think, dear - with the GPS up front and my mother in the back, you can be nagged in stereo!'

Aliens outside coffee house, one says: 'This is great, we never end up in hicksville towns since we got sat nav.'

'Before I got a pair, I'd sometimes just walk around aimlessly.'

Fat Nav

"I could have gone to Eton but I never had the Sat Nav."

"Do I put Google Maps on driving or walking directions?"

'In your price range I can rent you my wife and a foldout map.'

Satelite Navigation: "...And this one's great for locating your teenage children."

"In two miles, psychologically prepare yourself to make a left across four lanes of incoming traffic."

"You should have listened, I warned you that we were approaching the end of the pier..."

Two flies at a flower.'You and your stupid rubbish SAT NAV!'

"In 187 cubicles, turn right and the exit will be on your left."

Husband Specific G.P.S.